Red Lights – Soon!

Did I blink and miss this? Sigourney Weaver (nice touch – Nostromo Pictures?). Cillian Murphy and Robert DeNiro??? Holy Fuck! This cast looks outstanding, and according to a little digging this comes out July 13th, so huh… who knows, while I doubt we’ll get any gore, this should be a wicked ‘thriller’ at least.

Synopsis (from IMDB): Dr. Margaret Matheson and her partner, Tom Buckley are the world’s foremost investigators of paranormal phenomena. Professional skeptics, they have debunked dozens of fraudulent mind readers, ghost hunters, faith healers and the like by detecting what Matheson calls ‘red lights’, subtle clues to the trickery behind each of these ‘supernatural’ occurrences.

Depending on your point of view that is… if it is the same as our good friends at TROMA…. well…
Ottawa Horror is presenting this tonight at the Mayfair Theatre at 11:55 pm in Ottawa, Ontario tonight if you have a hankering to see it!

Synopsis:The urban legend known as ‘The Father’s Day Killer’ began some years after the demise of serial rapist/murderer Chris Fuchman. Since the 1970s, the use of contraceptives has tripled in North America alone and a generation of fathers fell asleep with the covers pulled tight, buttocks clenched. The story has become a fire-side cautionary ritual on camping trips, often used by fathers to warn their sons of the dangers of unplanned pregnancy. That deep seeded fear of penetration, violation and eventually death waned as the murder and rape of fathers continued to decline all over the world. Unfortunately those numbers didn’t remain low, and it would seem that the legend is not yet complete.

Nice! If you want the special edition 4 disc set… get it here!

Spot on… occasionally surreal, and frequently funny. –L.A. Weekly

Father’s Day is over the top, tasteless, senseless, and completely hilarious. –Ain’t It Cool News

Destined to become a midnight movie classic. –Fangoria

I both HATE and LOVE this place… Love because every few weeks I get a great pic or description of one of their amazing products. Hate because I don’t have enough cash to just buy it  all!!!  I know that I put them up a few times, but with summer here, we all like a cold beverage…and what a cool way to open said bevie than with these:

or

Why not have the beverage on the porch, or deck… prop your door open with THIS NEW BEAUTY!

or this one:

I guess what I’m saying here is that it’s time to enjoy summer…so why not freak out your neighbors?
Visit NEATOSHOP HERE!

I do! And since Alliance Films likes us (I have no idea how that happened…but hey, let’s keep our traps shut about it till it’s too late!), they are giving …that’s right GIVING us some double passes (Double D passes?) to give out to our readers!
AWESOME! All you have to do is post yer favorite ‘fish’ type movie in this post to win below, the passes are for THIS THURSDAY NIGHT (May 31st) in Ottawa, Ontario Canada at 7:00 pm at the Coliseum theater! HURRY as passes are limited, I will email you the codes to go get your pass…and when they run out, they run out, so hurry!

Thanks Alliance!

O.K. At the risk of beating that horse dead, zombifying it… then beating it down again, let me give you 5 reasons you need to see this show:

1- They have a knife thrower that throws knives…AT HIS KID!!!

2- Acrobats!!!

3- Human Marvels including Colossus, the human dartboard, and feats of strength!

4- Impervious Ophelia!

5- and finally the Man himself: Nikolai Diablo!

They will never do a show of this size and scale again, it is a special 20th anniversary show so you will kick your own ass if you miss it… come, join us!