Oh…yeah… you know you want one. Check out the write up on the Etsey site:
A plague is loose and is set to destroy life on earth as we know it! Since Garden Gnomes are a protector of “life” they are the first to fall ill to this new pandemic. They have become the undead in your flourishing garden of life. They are ZOMBIE GNOMES!
“Walking Dead” Zombie Gnome is cast out of garden statuary stone weighing 10 lbs. He measures 14 inches tall & is hand painted.
*These aren’t cheap to ship due to their size & weight, but I assure you won’t regret it once you have this item in hand!
Ok… time for a lil’ slice o’ Zombieking wisdom…and opinion…and bullshit. (always with the bullshit…)
As you can see from our interviews- I like Art. It’s probably because I suck at it so bad, but I admire the ability to create. In that ability, I usually get flabbergasted and honored that so many artists take the time to even put up a special something for us, the Zombieinfo.com reader. I mean- take a look at the GALLERY to see what I mean…
Art comes in many forms however, and I recently pointed to some (and here comes the Zombieking quote) “Fucking wicked-cool†stuff, I’m talking about Grunge Geek Design… I mean take a look at the intro I got from her:
“I wanted to introduce my website as something that your readers might be interested in. I am an artist specializing in anatomy, Gothic, mourning and gory themes. I work with antique surgical tools, cameos and grunge techniques. “ (ZK- As a side note: I have NO idea what any of this actually means…but I like it.)
She continues: “As an eCommerce director by trade I realized that learning some graphic design would greatly help me in my work. I wasn’t expecting it to allow me to release my creativity. Mixing graphic design elements with hands on arts I was able to create some morbid pieces.â€
Ok, so what does this say to me…? I’ll tell you (and you knew that I would): This person was simply saying to themselves, I’m gonna fuck around with some web stuff…and HOLY FUCK! I’m creating something!!! (Sound like anyone we know?) Take a look at her bio from her site: LINK HERE
The difference is that while everyone can create stuff… hers is fucking AWESOME.
But oh no… she’s not content to just do that one trick, she does collages, AND Jewelry! I’m sure that there are more ideas in that head of hers… and I have to say I’m stoked to see them develop.
I will also go on record that THIS is the coolest necklace I’ve ever seen.
I’d even wear it, although I’m gonna walk around a while before any scientist gets a hold of the King… but it’s a pretty damn cool way to make sure you get where you’re going… Maybe I could get a custom “ When I stop walking, I bequeath my body to Science†one… who knows. Anyway- get over there and take a look at her stuff, it’s cool and therefore ZK approved.
Ok, the King is gonna get all ’emotional and shit’ here… ‘Regular’ zombieking mode off…for now.
Remember on October last year when I posted “The Most Important Post All Year” concerning Fright Rags helping out their friend Leisha with her Breast Cancer struggles? If you missed it, click the link and check it out… if you remember it, then keep reading: There is an update, Leisha has begun treatments… and she gave Fright Rags an update, I won’t sully it by adding my usual bullshit… just click the link to check it out: A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE
On a personal note- I would like to publicly say thank you to Fright Rags, thank you for showing that the horror community has a heart and thank you for stepping up and letting us all help out! Keep up the good fight Leisha! We’re all pulling for you!
I now return to being the ‘normal’ zombieking you all know and … love?
… also, thank you for having such awesome stuff to make it so damn EASY to want to buy the shirt. I love all their stuff, but I have a soft spot for Zombie vs. Shark… it has boobies on it!
Y’know what, fuck it, I’m gonna plug them: GO BUY A SHIRT FROM FRIGHT RAGS! …
They are wicked cool people. Besides, it’s summer, the perfect time for a new tee, and I’m gonna bet you probably NEED one!…
